Call me out/ Voice practice post for tacomeme

[tacomeme]

I've beaten Birthright, most of Conquest and am spoiled on all major plot points. Also open to AUs- note route or setting in starters please!

Threads will have Spoilers for all three routes, so please be aware!

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[tacomeme]

Some do, yeah. It's supposed to be good luck.

[brynwieldr]

Good luck to carry pornographic art. Huh.

[A pause and then:]

Do you?

[tacomeme]

[He gives him a look]

I have. Though I'm not a samurai.

[He knows how to use a sword better then most, and has his own armor- but it's mostly ceremonial- give him his yumi and light weight clothing any day in an actual battle]

[brynwieldr]

Can I see? I shared Nohrian erotica, after all.

[tacomeme]

[He laughs, good-naturedly]

If you really want. I'm afraid you might find it lacking after that.

[He gestures to the book before digging around in his hip pouch. He offers him the woodart scroll.

The art is exaggerated but still oddly lovely in it's way- and *very* detailed. The writing has no set up. No narrative to speak of, just going straight to describing the action shown... with a lot of flower metaphors and the like. But still, it's obviously not to HIDE what's happening more then just artistic choice. Something to be used quickly while on the march, not enjoyed in the privacy of your home when you have time to spend]

[brynwieldr]

[Leo chokes on air when he sees it. That is...wow. Nohrian depictions of nudity are much more artistic, pure or sensual as opposed to...this.

Leo kind of likes this.

He's blushing a little because...ahem. That is a picture he is very interested in and he did have some wine before escaping.]

Put your artists with our writers and we would have very lucrative industry on our hands.

[tacomeme]

[Leo isn't alone, Takumi red and shifting here and there, wondering if coming in here was a bad idea. Still, he can't help laughing]

Well you can be the one to suggest that at the next trade meeting. I'm sure your brother would be all for it.

[...though honestly, as hilarious as the image of Xander reacting to that is, he's pretty sure Ryoma would legit think it was a good idea]

[brynwieldr]

...he would, though. He would be entirely serious about it being a possible cultural exchange. Sex is universal, after all, and either you like it or you don't.

[tacomeme]

...Ryoma would too, and that's the scary thing. We'll end up with Nohrian nobility thinking they are about to be kidnapped for raunchy adventures every time someone crosses the border.

[brynwieldr]

...maybe we won't suggest it.

[He sighs]

Maybe we should just work on a...tourism committee or something. It's not like it's hard to find the red flag districts anyway.

[How Nohrians point out where the hookers are]

[tacomeme]

[He read enough to gleam the context- so be glad Leo, you don't have to explain what that district is for]

Still it's... interesting. To talk about. You know, the differences.

[Even if it makes him go bright red and feel a bit trapped- his yukata MIGHT hide the issue if he bolts, but that would be rude]

[brynwieldr]

[Leo's had his book covering his lap since he noticed the issue, okay. His pants are tight as anything and would not hide his problem]

It is...in a way. [He shifts and has to bite back a noise as he shifts just the wrong (or right) way. Dammit.] ...part of me wonders which side is wilder.

[tacomeme]

Oh, I don't even need to wonder about that.

[Look at this smug face]

[brynwieldr]

[Leo chuckles and smirks a little]

Nohr, of course?

[tacomeme]

Like hell it is! I doubt that 'Seven Demonic Acts' is even real.

[Yes, yes he remembered that]

[brynwieldr]

[Leo counts them down:]

Fucked while sucking cock while under a spell to believe you're a dog. Fucked by a half-changed wolf-skin under the same spell--and while a wolf-skin cannot be half-changed, fiction takes liberties. Sex on a wyvern in heat. Fucked by two cocks at once while sucking a third. Sex while immobilized through either a spell or ropes. Hot wax poured on your genitals before being fucked. Sex for seven straight hours, thanks to a curse.

[tacomeme]

[His eyes are as big as saucers. Just hearing Leo talk like that is doing nothing good for his state]

...well doing ANYTHING with a transformed wolfskin sounds like death waiting to happen.

[Sure there are stories about Kitsune taking the shape of human women and seducing men, but not as actual giant foxes.

...not that HE'S read anyways]

Though bondage isn't anything new.

[brynwieldr]

No, I mean complete immobilization. Able to only breathe while, in the case of that book, six men had their way with you.

[He shifts]

[tacomeme]

[Oh he notices- so that's got Leo attention then.]

Well, while it's not a spell we do have kinbaku.

[He leans into the table, chin in hand and smiling]

It's where someone is tied up so completely they can be hung up as an art piece. There are different specific knot patterns that can take hours to even complete.

[brynwieldr]

...oh?

[Leo shifts again.]

That sounds...both beautiful and interesting.

[tacomeme]

I've never seen it in the flesh myself. But I've see pictures. Seems like it'd be pretty intense for the person being bound, huh?

[brynwieldr]

It does.

[...Leo wants to try it oh god.]

Most Nohrians would rather it be practical and let them have their way with the captive. It's hardly fun if only one person enjoys it.

[tacomeme]

Well, I guess that depends on what you're trying to accomplish. Nothing's wrong with doing something just to make your partner happy.

[brynwieldr]

I guess...or a curse could be used. Everything the captive feels is shared with the captor, or vice versa so the captive is overwhelmed with sensation entirely.

[tacomeme]

I swear, is everything solved with magic with you?

[He doesn't sound put off, just amused- though considering his shitty magic stat lack of innate magical skill maybe he is a little]